What's Your Presidential Name?

Your 19th century presidential name is: Opal Ramsbottom

Why, my border ruffians, don’t be afeared! Isn't your presidential name a huckleberry above anyone's persimmon?

As a matter of fact, I think I’ve taken a cotton to it!

Well, now – I didn’t think you would be so fit to be tied over it! You’ve got some grit, you know.

Don’t you be pull footing now, I reckon it’s been a darn coon’s age since you’ve been hornswoggled. So skedaddle before I make you pony up!